For reasons that anyone who has talked to me in the past 3 months will recognize.
(IT'S BARBARITY, I TELL YOU. Delicious barbarity.)
Hope you all have a nice Thanksgiving, or if you're not in the US, have a lovely Thursday. Maybe you could eat gratuitously just to feel included.
Maybe to get in the spirit of things, I'll make a little list.
I AM THANKFUL FOR:
-new friends and old friends
-people I can learn things from
-stupid crap that makes me laugh until I cry
-movies/books that make me cry
-potatoes, the all-purpose food
-anyone who has ever played an instrument
-a well-functioning gastrointestinal tract
-bad movies to watch with friends
-being properly educated about the real story of American immigration and colonization
-everything else, really, but this is what's important.
Have a good one!
EDIT: Speaking of festivities, how about y'all take a gander at Cake Wrecks? Hilarity WILL ensue, I promise. [link]
Or mere horror at the sight of something like this: [link]
;____________; NAKED MOLE RAT CAKE
WITH TEETH COMING FROM ITS NOSTRILS